*CrockerCorp is not responsible for failure to word things normally, this carrd becoming outdated, errors in design, errors in grammar, being targeted by rat cults, troll racism, troll murder, etc. See more in terms and conditions. If you're viewing this in October 2024, this may still be a WIP.

Obey. Submit. Consume.

Jane Crocker, CEO of CrockerCorp™️

blimnky thigns added by rox

Listen to any of these while you look at my carrd, all made by me. Sorry, they're not the best. Wrong Side Wrong Bed will be remade soon.

Happy Industry ^

WheatFields ^

Dream Cave ^

Wrong Side, Wrong Bed ^

Alien Balls ^

Hello. This will be mostly be who I am on the other side of the screen! You can call me Creature since it's my main name. I have autism, OCD, DID, schizophrenia, severe social anxiety, and mild dyslexia. I've lived really isolated and I often don't get social ques, don't understand basic stuff/common knowledge, don't act my age, etc. Sometimes I can accidentally make people uncomfortable since I can't tell if something is too personal to share or if I take a joke too far, so please please tell me if I do make you uncomfortable! I might make a lot of spelling mistakes, also I smoke weed just in case you're not okay with interacting with a pothead. I enjoy drawing, writing, etc. I'm really friendly and would love to talk to anyone reading this, it doesn't matter if you're a complete stranger, I love interacting with new people!

My main pronouns are He/They, but people closer to me can call me by She/He/It/Xe/They! I'm genderfluid and often change genders, so it's better to ask what gender I feel at the time.

Here's my socials! Discord: crockercorptm, Twitter: CrockerCorpTM, Roblox: Nu_mer0us, Tiktok: crockercorptm

Quadrants (Please I'm more desperate than Zebruh)

Matesprit: No.
Moirail: No. (go DIE caligulas.aquariumm)
Kismesis: No.
Auspistice: No.
Quadrants open! If you want to ask but are scared to, be assured that it wouldn't ruin our friendship if we're pals.

Fandoms

  • A

  • Adventure Time

  • B

  • BFDI

  • Billy Bust Up!

  • C

  • D

  • Dandy's World

  • Deltarune

  • Dolleye By Twisted-Doctor

  • E

  • ENA by JoelG

  • F

  • Fionna And Cake

  • G

  • Gem Galaxies

  • Gravity Falls

  • H

  • Hiveswap

  • Homestuck

  • I

  • I Eat Pasta For Breakfast

  • J

  • K

  • L

  • Little Nightmares

  • M

  • My Little Pony (G4 only, G5 needs to die violently, I'm racist against G5.)

  • N

  • O

  • P

  • PASWG

  • Q

  • R

  • RainWorld

  • Ranfren

  • Regretevator

  • S

  • Sonic

  • Sprunki

  • Steven Universe

  • Spooky Month

  • T

  • The Heathers (Musical & Movie)

  • Touhou

  • Toytale

  • U

  • Undertale

  • V

  • W

  • X

  • Y

  • Z

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